The Virgin Romance Novelist

Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015

Synopsis:

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

Review:

If you want to laugh and giggle and then laugh some more....this is the book for you to read!!

Meghan Quinn has given us such a funny read. Every other line will have you re-reading just to laugh some more.

Rosie is an aspiring writer who really, can't write. She would love to get out of the world that she lived in an become "another" person. Rosie lives with her best friends, Delaney and Henry. She is determined that in order for her to write romance novels, she must lose her virginity.

I must say, Rosie is trapped, very naive and has no clue about life. I feel bad becasue at times, it's a little aggravating to watch her grow. Delaney and Henry are constantly picking at her. They are trilled that she is finally taking a leap to the "dark" side and venturing out. Henry really loves her and they have been best friends forever. He offers himself as her muse, willing to do any and everything that is required to help her understand the male anatomy.

I loved the friendship that they had with each other. Henry was very protective of Rosie but that was more than what we thought. He loved Delaney but she also drove him crazy. They funny sayings and true friendship made this book perfect!!

You'll have to read what happens but it doesn't disappoint and you will laugh non stop!!

Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!