Sunday, April 17, 2016

5 Star Review ~ The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn


We're celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!


THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1P3pJkb

BLURB:
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…


Review:

Meghan is my go to author to bring some happy back into reading! When we met Rosie she was a virgin but that changed. She is the funniest person ever and I laughed at every single thing she did starting with the first 5 pages.

Henry is the sweetest person ever and his love for Rosie is so unconditional it make you love his character even more.  He will do anything for Rosie, even be apart of her romance novel tryouts.

We still get to see the quirky funny side of her and we can't forget her BFF Delaney.  I think without both characters we could not laugh as hard as we do.  Delaney wants her bachelorette party to actually be a penislorette and Rosie is losing her mind.  Delaney has specifics and Rosie will deliver, I mean come on...it's her best friend.

The HEAs and the friendship between these four characters is nothing that I seen and everything for someone to enjoy.

I don't think I could have asked for anything better than this story. I needed the laugh and I was able to get that and then some!!

This is a must read!!  












GIVEAWAY:
Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card



Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…


About the Author:

Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!


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Visit my website: http://authormeghanquinn.com/


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