We're
celebrating the release of The Randy Romance
Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and
giveaway!
THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by
Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1P3pJkb
Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
iBooks: http://apple.co/1TAd5wf
BLURB:
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and
cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a
sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world
set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her
maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at
the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis
crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be
attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a
boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is
bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
Review:
Meghan is my go to author to bring some happy back into reading! When we met Rosie she was a virgin but that changed. She is the funniest person ever and I laughed at every single thing she did starting with the first 5 pages.
Henry is the sweetest person ever and his love for Rosie is so unconditional it make you love his character even more. He will do anything for Rosie, even be apart of her romance novel tryouts.
We still get to see the quirky funny side of her and we can't forget her BFF Delaney. I think without both characters we could not laugh as hard as we do. Delaney wants her bachelorette party to actually be a penislorette and Rosie is losing her mind. Delaney has specifics and Rosie will deliver, I mean come on...it's her best friend.
The HEAs and the friendship between these four characters is nothing that I seen and everything for someone to enjoy.
I don't think I could have asked for anything better than this story. I needed the laugh and I was able to get that and then some!!
This is a must read!!
GIVEAWAY:
Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card
Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found
its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat
sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying
through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do
bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem
to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while
and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind
dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than
expected…
Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00U9T8FUE
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan
has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing,
animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining
Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita
in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes
every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her
head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations.
Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and
steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided
to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first
novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of
lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and
her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves
at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring
home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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